Time to get up Urrgggg)
The alarm goes off.
It’s 3.30 am!!!!!
I’ve had just 4 ½ hrs sleep….in a swag!
Another day is about to begin in the life of an Outback Tour Guide!
I lay there for a few minutes trying to justify why I do this job. At this time of the morning I can never think of a good enough reason so I give up and reluctantly drag myself out of my swag, promising myself I will look for a new job when I get back from this tour…yeah sure!!!!! I say that every time!
I grab my toiletries bag and towel and head for the bathroom before the deluge of tourists pour in and take over every wash basin, toilet and shower that is available. As they begin to filter in, dragging their feet and looking like the walking dead, the screams begin as they find spiders, huge moths and the occasional lizard that had crept in for shelter during the night. I giggle to myself as their fear of insects never ceases to amaze me.
Breakfast at camp
I return to camp to check all my guys have emerged from their slumber and are up and about. Thankfully someone remembered to close the camp kitchen door last night so the dingos have missed another night of fine dining on a smorgasbord of delicacies.
My group begin to filter into the kitchen and sit in a daze over their breakfast bowl. I swear that each and every one of them is making a mental note to book a holiday after this tour.
Another 10 minutes and we gotta go guys, I shout! A chaotic flurry of activity erupts as everyone frantically finishes breakfast, rushes off to throw their clothes into their backpacks, squeeze their tired aching feet into hiking boots & fill their water bottles before finally jumping onto the bus.
Sunrise at Uluru
We take off in the dark and join the stream of tail lights all heading in the same direction…. Uluru for sunrise. On the way, I always play a favourite song of mine called “wake up, it’s a beautiful morning.” It works wonders on people’s motivation level this hour of the morning.
We arrive to a car park full of excited tourists waiting in anticipation for a spectacular sunrise & rarely are they disappointed.
The groups all make their way up the hill to the sunrise platform areas, whilst the guides all congregate in the car park consuming bacon and egg sandwiches and gossiping about anything and everything……always a favourite past time in the life of a guide.
Sunrise is over and we all jump on the bus again and head for the base of the Rock. Reasons why the Aborigines do not want people to climb the rock have been explained and thankfully it deters many tourists from climbing it. Most are content to just walk around the base and experience the spirituality of this ancient site at their own pace, in their own time…..HA! As long as they do it in 2 hours!!!! Including the toilet visit! We are on a strict schedule after all!
Hiking around Uluru
My group begin arriving back to the bus with a predictable love hate opinion of their walk around the Rock. They love the beauty of the rock formation, they love the peaceful and sometimes spiritual moments they experience but there is always a down side to the walk……….A million flies constantly scrambling all over their faces in search of moisture, which almost drives tourists insane.
Frozen oranges and fruit cake are gratefully devoured as the group desperately seek relief from the heat by climbing onto the bus again. Unfortunately, converting 40C plus temperatures into 20C temperatures is just not possible for these little coaches, so eventually everyone just succumbs to the heat and accepts that this is just the way it is in the Outback!
Indigenous cultural visit
Off to the cultural centre to learn about the Aborigines and their fascinating way of life….the longest unchanged culture in the world today. In my experience, almost every tourist is thirsty for information about them. I myself have a healthy respect for the Aborigines and their culture and am always eager to share my knowledge with my groups whenever I get the opportunity.
Hiking at Kata Tjuta
After the educational stint at the cultural centre, we head for Kata Tjuta (The Olgas), an amazing collection of sandstone domes (36 in total) rising up out of the earth’s crust to a height of 346 metres. I love to bring my group here because in most cases, they are super impressed and very surprised that Kata Tjuta is such a stunning area. We hike the Valley of the Winds in 36C heat, tough for even the fittest of people, but worth every step. No relief from the heat and flies is possible, so most of my group just succumb to the torture of both. The rest swear they are going mad and will seek psychiatric help when they get home.
After the hike at Kata Tjuta, we head back to camp, devour a quick lunch, pack up our belongings and equipment and board the bus yet again.
Off to Kings Canyon
The group is absolutely exhausted and with a 3 hour drive to Kings Canyon in front of us they don’t take long to fall asleep in their seats and remain that way for the entire trip. We arrive late afternoon at Kings Canyon Resort and my group take a quick dip in the pool before heading up to our bush camp. Not sure what they are thinking when the bus rattles along a very stony bush track up the hill to a campsite set up in the middle of nowhere.
Bush Camping
With dinner under way, I encourage several of the group to make the damper (bush bread) to cook on the open fire. They love this and get a real kick out of pulling the cast iron pot from the coals, opening the lid and there, right before their eyes, is a perfectly cooked garlic and herb bread loaf or a chocolate cake.
Crashing in our swags
The day finally comes to an end, everyone sitting around the fire chatting about their Outback experience before climbing into their swags, enjoying the millions of stars twinkling down at them and falling into a deep deep sleep .
Another day done and dusted for me too, I trot off to the bathroom to shower and clean up and climb into my swag too exhausted to enjoy the blanket of shining stars above me.
Another wonderful day has come to an end
I smile to myself as I fall asleep, knowing that once again, I have helped people experience the stunning beauty of Outback Australia and our much loved Red Centre………. and the realisation always hits me as to why I do this job!
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The colours of Outback are amazing and words just cannot describe the feeling I get when I witness sites like the one on the left….. Sunset at Uluru in the Red Centre.

So yes! It is possible to experience a White Christmas in 